partymom:

I just thought the dog ate my candy bar…

but he’s not here right now.

I ate it all myself, fat life!

My boyfriend’s sister told me I am going to marry her brother.
I think it was the fact that we were at a bridal dress store.
Looking at wedding dresses.

My reply to her was “Eh……”
she then laughed and said “Oh so you don’t like Andrew” 
I simply told her “I just started dating him 3 weeks ago, I don’t want to be that creepy girlfriend that is already ready to marry him after 3 weeks of dating him”

We began laughing.
I love that girl.
I did promise her that if I did marry her brother, she could be my brides maid.

Oh and some Old lady ask me if i was pregnant when i was at garage sale with my boyfriend’s mom and sister.
It was awkward But we joked about it for the rest of the day. 
Allen told me I should have slapped her.

I swear I feel like I’ve known them all forever 

I wouldn’t Mind them being my family.
but I wont be creepy